“…asteroid 2005 YU55, a round mini-world that is about 1,300 feet in diameter. In early November, this asteroid will approach Earth within a scant 0.85 lunar distances.”
Okay, it’s not until November, so maybe the government will be back on it’s feet by then. Maybe they can pass a resolution condemning YU55 for it’s aggressive behavior, or something.
Or maybe the thing will come a lot closer than .85 lunar distances, and we’ll all be spared from Snooki’s new TV show.