1: Shameless link-whoring: “One Million Hits…Probably not tomorrow. Unless I get a bunch of links, that is. Not that I’m hinting or anything.” As of this writing he’s about 2300 shy. I’m sure I’ll provide as much as 0.5% of that.
2: Non-kinetic military action is when you gently place the Tomahawk missile next to it’s target, then run away with your fingers in your ears.
3: The longest Marquette cheerleader’s shirt, and shortest Wisconsin cheerleader’s shirt, ever captured on film.