I make up my own words sometimes. I have a use for the last one I came up with, but I haven’t gotten around to it yet. So here’s my new one:
Blogstipation [blôg-stuh-pey-shuhn], n: A condition of the blog in which a single large or important post can’t be completed, and simultaneously prevents any other post from coming out before it does.
If you think about it, all words are made up. Somebody has to do it.